Taking A Little Hiatus Or Whatever They’re Called
I recently found myself being hired for some pretty high paying assassinations~ And someone asked us to come to their son’s birthday. I’m pretty sure she thought we were Spiderman.. Dammit. We were excited to harass some clown to make us an army of balloon dogs.

We would love to come back to some of your beautiful questions~ <3
Wat. I don’t remember getting invited to this party..

Turns out the companion cube that was my valentine cheated on me with some chick named Chell. So I threw it in an incinerator. Not really. We still love our companion cube.

Happy Valentines day guys! Any of you got a valentine?
Source: SoundCloud / Fueled By Ramen
Good pizza is certainly hard to come by, Neapolitan pizza is no exception. The highly regulated and precise food is regulated by the Associazione Vera Pizza Napoletana and dictates the ingredients, size, and even cooking temperature. These regulations didn’t stop the Jon Darsky from setting up his very own mobile pizzeria.
Del Popolo is a mobile pizzeria committed to creating rustic Neapolitan-inspired pizza using ingredients sourced from small, generational producers.
Del Popolo is housed in a twenty-foot transatlantic shipping container that’s been re-purposed and modified into a kitchen. A wall of glass doors exposes the interior, including the traditional Italian-made wood-fired oven.
[View the full article and voice your opinion over at Inspirez]
What is this greatness? I must. Get. One.

No one wants to be my valentine. So I went out and found one for myself! The companion cube will never threaten to stab you~ Oh how I love you yes I do-o-o-o~

Source: SoundCloud / Ernie Halter
Q:Are you sure you are the main stream deadpool? I've been hearing rumors of you being kid pool just trying to act tough. Or maybe he said you were head pool. Hulk pool gosh I can't recall what he said.
All of my wats go to you! Is Bob the “he”?! We’ve fighting a lot lately.. You mean he’s been fighting with him, which causes him to fight with us and so on. Good show olde chap. AH! I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE!
Wat.
Q:Wade... you were supposed to help me get spidey!!!! your mean.

wat. When was this supposed to happen? ‘Cause I’m all for it. He owes me some chimichangas! >:C
Q:Hey can we be bestie also so im kinda under the weather right can i have a "hope you get better" hug it will make my year
‘CMERE YOU!

HAY to my new followers~
Want to kiss? Gimme a kiss~ :3


Don’t have a care right now! Especially after our contract to kill Waldo.
Source: SoundCloud / Salim Dadi

